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that only explains it for two buses
if the second bus isn't delayed and is catching up the first bus, would the gap between the second bus and the third bus on a normal schedule increase as there would be more time for people to queue at the stop if the second bus is early?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:55, archived)
The second bus won;t be catching up because the conciensous driver will wait a minute so as to keep to his proper timetable.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
One of the bus drivers here waits for the time table, buts starts revving the engine as if to pull away when he sees people
so everybody runs for the bus, and then has to sit for 10 minutes until it's time

this was a thrilling bus anecdote.
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
This is why I don't get buses.
I recommend you do the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:08, archived)
buy me a car.

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
Buy your own car you scrounging cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
you can have my car if you like
it's cheap to run and you can pay me in oven chips
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:15, archived)
I don't have any oven chips

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
what do you have?
you can pay me in that
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
I have a surprising amount of tape
masking, double sided, insulating
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
and I have some friends very high up in the adhesive tape investment community
let's talk business
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:26, archived)
I would give my car to glued eel if he would follow me about and make comments throughout my day

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
I'd sell my car to glued eel for 33% cheaper for what I'm asking for in the paper
just because it's glued eel
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:24, archived)
How much are you asking for it?

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:51, archived)
2000 Ka, blue-ish
52k miles, 1k since last april, fsh tax and mot until nov

I paid 1500 for it and it's in great nick. I guess a grand?

I don't have a clue where to start with selling cars so a friend is doing it.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:56, archived)
There's a bus driver here who always tries to overcharge young people.
It costs £1 to get to the university campus from town, but £1.40 to get to Asda (without a student card). However, he tries to charge £1.40, no matter what.
(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
FUCK YEAH THRILLING TALES OF BUSES

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:11, archived)
I'm going to suggest this for QOTW

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
I would be impressed to see what lies about buses they can come up with

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
VOTE
b3ta.com/questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post399001
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:17, archived)
I work in transport systems :(
I deal with about 300 buses every day on my screens :(

oh MAN do I have some bus stories for you!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
this could be a goldmine SAVE THEM FOR WEDNESDAY

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:21, archived)
I was talking about women when I started this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:18, archived)
Yet you called them buses
Are they fat?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:19, archived)
Far from it

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:22, archived)
do they refuse to open their doors for you anywhere other than a desginated stop?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:23, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:25, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/6057975
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
I have little choice.

(I helped save b3ta! WHARRGARBL, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:13, archived)
More importantly, if you put a hundred miles head start between the bus and a mobility scooter will the bus ever catch up?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 21:58, archived)
Yes, because the doddery old fool on the scooter will go the wrong way directly to under the wheels of the bus.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:00, archived)
how many sitting and standing can a mobility scooter carry?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:05, archived)
Including midgets?

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)
they can count as one person
on shoulders
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:10, archived)
legally just the driver.
technically, and of course I have never ever done this, it is quite possible to have a child sitting on your lap, standing on the footboard, or holding on to the back of the seat while standing on their rollerskates.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:12, archived)
argh
I'm thinking too much for a Sunday evening and my brain is turning inside out. About buses.

:(
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:03, archived)
what if someone gets on the second bus and wants a return to just past the church, BUT ONLY HAS A £20 NOTE, WHAT HAPPENS THEN?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:04, archived)
What is the first bus driver spots someone he owes money to at the stop and drives right on by without stopping?
Should he be grassed up?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:07, archived)
The bomb suddenly arms itself.

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:28, archived)
What if the second bus catches AND PASSES the first bus?
Will he be slowed down enough by all the passengers to be re-caught, or will the first bus, which is now the second bus, be delayed by having to stop to let a glut of passengers off. What if the first-second bus gets caught by a third bus? What if the second-first bus catches the 0 bus?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:06, archived)
What if the second-first-0 bus gets so far ahead he catches himself doing the route earlier in the day?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 5 Apr 2009, 22:09, archived)