I was thinking "yeah I'm straight but I don't go on about it all the time"
then I realised I probably do talk about it a fair bit.

FANNY.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:15, archived)

So do some of the poofs here.
It's not that that's annoying. It's being all John Inman about it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

Ooh,
hark at you, going on like that.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:18, archived)

SikRik is a good example of a straight doing the same.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

YES.
YES HE IS.
GOOD POINT.
YES.
THIS.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

I have had sex with 15 fannies today
and I have punched 3 poofs and watched a game of football while farting.

I am manly as fuck.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:23, archived)

for gays I can understand it a bit more though
as they've had to come to terms with liking cock up their dirty whorebums, whereas Rik's sexual preference was already accepted by decent society.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Yes
but what's not accepted by society is not being able to get a shag off a lady.

You have to go on and on and on about how many shags you've had off how many ladies and how many of them were virgins and cried because you were rough with them and refused to marry them once you'd wiped your cock on their vulva.

or something.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:26, archived)

Bet you're no good at coordinating colours whilst decorating, either.
You great big unpoof.

You make me sick.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:17, archived)

*looks down at yellow socks and lime green trousers*
no idea what you're talking about.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:19, archived)

Yes Car Credit?

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:20, archived)

Ha!

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

I shout that at the point of climax.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:21, archived)

Good to know.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Yes car credit!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)

Filthy hound.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 16 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)