I really do knot know how I managed to
totally misread that !
( turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)

as what?
'offers anal lubrication with my tonuge for half an hour then feel free to use me as your toiler for the weekend then chain me up naked outside'
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)

You dont want to know
_blowjob
( turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

i have a sick mind
of course i want to know now that you've piqued my interest
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)

no, I dont believe that
you look far too sweet an innocent :D
( turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)

beneath my sweet innocent exterior
lies a deviant of massive proportions
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)

Is there a female who can
verify this ?
( turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)

i'm not letting her near most of you

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)

Why is this?
is she a bit of a vicious maneater, or something like that ? Or are you afraid somebody will steal he away ?
I'm married, so I'm safe.
( turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)

i like keeping her to myself
and i'm a bit anxious about introducing her to lots of new people all at once
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)

I'll take you up on that offer then

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)

i do charge extra for the chaining up as it's more public performance than private service
but i'll do the rest for free seeing as its you
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)

yay :)

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)

by the way
the offer only stands for the next 24 hours and i won't be coming to find you for it
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)