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That swine flu ey?

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I blame this shit. How are you shitwhistles this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:02, archived)
I'm away to have a sausage sammich.
With Beef sausages.

No Swine flu for me!
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:03, archived)
Hmm... Coffee or milk... Coffee or milk?
I'm going to bed soon so it should really be milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
Coffee because milk is ming
Do you know what weekend you are coming through yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
Nope. Andrew is dicking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
Ok
I *may* have plans next weekend but I'm not sure what day yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
Oh rightee. Ok.
Hopefully he's in tonight and will give me a straight answer. If not I'll ask someone else (though I don't like asking that person as they are the "now you owe me one" type and guilt trips you into swapping shifts when she wants I'd do it without the guilt trip)
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
Hehe, sure thing
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
i always agree to swap with someone
for shifts, it makes it easier than 'i'm still owed money for these hours' or finding some other way they'd like to be paid back.
or is it an over the top guilt trip?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:39, archived)
It's an over the top guilt trip.
"remember how I swapped for you... well seeing as how I did you that favour we could make it even if you blah blah blah and on and on..."
I told her once I couldn't swap with her as it was Tegans mums birthday and she went on about it for weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:04, archived)
well that's just wank
when you get someone to swap always agree on the shift you'll do for them at the same time.
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:13, archived)
That's the most offensive thing I've ever heard in the world
MY mum is crying.

Still hungover.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:05, archived)
I NO
There should be a law or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
You poor bastard
Then again I was out as soon as my head hit the pillow last night.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
You went to sleep at 9pm at the bash anyway!

And you were still wearing your rape boots.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
At least
I wasn't wearing my sandals.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 11:03, archived)
LIGHTWEIGHT
LIGHTWEIGHT!

bed by 10!
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:37, archived)
*offers backrub*

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:10, archived)
I really do knot know how I managed to
totally misread that !
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
as what?
'offers anal lubrication with my tonuge for half an hour then feel free to use me as your toiler for the weekend then chain me up naked outside'
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:12, archived)
You dont want to know
blowjob
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
i have a sick mind
of course i want to know now that you've piqued my interest
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:41, archived)
no, I dont believe that
you look far too sweet an innocent :D
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
beneath my sweet innocent exterior
lies a deviant of massive proportions
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
Is there a female who can
verify this ?
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
i'm not letting her near most of you

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
Why is this?
is she a bit of a vicious maneater, or something like that ? Or are you afraid somebody will steal he away ?
I'm married, so I'm safe.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
i like keeping her to myself
and i'm a bit anxious about introducing her to lots of new people all at once
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:07, archived)
I'll take you up on that offer then

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
i do charge extra for the chaining up as it's more public performance than private service
but i'll do the rest for free seeing as its you
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:15, archived)
yay :)

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:16, archived)
by the way
the offer only stands for the next 24 hours and i won't be coming to find you for it
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:22, archived)
I think I've caught Downs syndrome off a toilet seat

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:06, archived)
Stop licking them then.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
Maybe it just a mild case of Dutch Belm Disease

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
Fucking DYING.

(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:08, archived)
what's wrong?

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:11, archived)
She's got t-shirts and bleachy stuff and tubs of water and colouring
and she's fucking dying.
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:13, archived)
+ animals.

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:18, archived)
not surprised
that hairstyle alone must have used a entire can of hairspray.

will no one think of the fucking enviroment or somefink?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
I have a bit of a runny nose.

(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:09, archived)
Super fantastic

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:17, archived)
How hilarious
that the swine flu panic begins when hayfever also starts appearing. People on the train were jumping at every sneeze.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:24, archived)
Fucking London
The Metro was going on about how we're all going to die because two people came back from Mexico and went to the hospital because they 'felt unwell'. PUT DOWN THE BURRITO AND SHUT UP, PEASANTS.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:26, archived)
Oh fuck!
I ate some bacon last week.
AM I GONNA DIE?!?
(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:28, archived)
WAS IT MEXICAN?
THEN YES.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
AI CHIHUAHAU!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
awww
I like burritos :(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
do they do them in your size?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:51, archived)
no
it takes me 3 days to eat a whole one.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:54, archived)
and the burrito?
/comedy drum roll
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)
Indeed
my hayfever started yesterday. I'm drugged up to the eyeballs with piriton at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
I'm a okay.
Weekend was quiet enough though I got to play with power tools on Saturday and nobody died or lost any limbs. HURRAH.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:29, archived)
hurrah?
but that's boring, which powertools did you use and why did you fail to injure anybody?
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:32, archived)
It was an electric saw
and because we were tidying up Druid's garden and I didn't want to make it all messy again.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:33, archived)
Drilldo?

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
Shush it right up you.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:35, archived)
*laps at own forehead*

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
still coughing and farting in bed at the moment
hows the hood household?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
i'm eating bacons
fuck the swine flu - if it improves my laryngitis then i don't give a shit *coughs*
i like our song - its funny
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:34, archived)
you still got poorly disease?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 10:05, archived)
whoop whoop

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
Anyone else slightly concerned about the swine flu potential for a pandemic?
I may go and live in a mountain for a year.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:36, archived)
is it like bird flu?
or that thing from survivors?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
Not in the slightest.
I'll be concerned once it starts hitting the hundreds in the UK. Til then consider me unfussed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
Good morning, similarly ranked.
Weekends don't last long enough. Did everyone have a lovely time on Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:38, archived)
i did
twas lots of fun
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
well worth going
had a great time did me and E.
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:40, archived)
Gladness is being experienced by Captain Wow.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:42, archived)
told ya you should have gone
but do ya listen...
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:43, archived)
I know, I know. Maybe the next one.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:47, archived)
Yes thanks.
I did sawing and other manly pursuits. I took a photograph of a snail which is pretty cool and I did baking and drinking. HURRAH.

All of this was NOT at the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
I watched lions on the telly and painted my toenails.
Also I got my LEGS out. Actual legs. Sans tights. Fancy. Blinded everyone with my honkiness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
Oh em GEE
I rarely do that, well without tights anyway. I'm too self conscious of my scar.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:48, archived)
I've got a bazillion moles on my legs I'm not a fan of
but I wanted to wear my newandawesome shorts. Not SHORT shorts. Bermuda shorts. I'm such a fashionable young lady.

Big scar? Chicks dig them, I've heard.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
pics or it didn't happen

(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:46, archived)
Sleeeeeepy. Have so much to do this week.
Want to go back to bed.

I finish uni in one month and one day!
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:44, archived)
your prince will come?

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:45, archived)
only after some light foreplay
he lacks something in the staying power department
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:49, archived)
maybe its where he keeps playing with his sword.

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:52, archived)
all that swashbuckling
gets me hot under the collar
(Just Harry What should I put here?, Mon 27 Apr 2009, 9:57, archived)