I'd just like to say
that b3tan radio listeners a re great....

I love you all...it was all aceness.

Anyone fancy a fuck?
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 2:55, archived)

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(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 2:58, archived)

Yes, yes I do

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 2:59, archived)

How could I knock back
a big toothless grin like yours?
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 3:18, archived)

a good right hook?

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 3:33, archived)