SHOW US YER EGGS

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:29, archived)

Don't encourage her.
She'll get all eggy.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

The little bleeder

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

*period gushes all over your face*
*watches as a glob of uteral lining affixis you your eyebrow*
*pushes*
*pops out an egg on your head*
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

Yay
can I nest it? Will it hatch?
( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

It will.
Into the

50FOOT BLEEDING EGG MONSTER WOMAN
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

NEST PAS

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

I'll humpty your dumpty in a minute young man.

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

Oh no!
I just hope I'll be able to put it back together again.
(MooCow_Byter, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

You won't.
It's got EGG DISEASE now.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

CAREFUL!
make sure you're wearing a full EGG-PROOF FACE MASK and the approved leather ANTI-DISEASE GLOVES
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

EGG FLU!

( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)

hello sexiful
SSG's missus looks like a smashing bit of crumpet

I hope she starts posting here, we'll soon scare her away
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

Wormulus tried that with me and it didn't quite work.
But yes she does look lovely.

How are you good Sir?
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

well, y'know, just stuff, like, y'know, stuff and things
I'm a bit meh to be honest

I can't decided whether to get properly wankered on shitbooze or give up and go to bed
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:44, archived)

get wasted with me,
online!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 6 May 2009, 3:01, archived)

I'm frightened now

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Wed 6 May 2009, 2:32, archived)