Its a place where the socially maladjusted come to get attention whilst becoming bitter and upset.

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:32, archived)

I do love you, you fat wanker

( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

How long will you be in uk for ?

( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:35, archived)

Heading back on Monday morning
so not long now
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Are you still in the approximate area of
outside M25 on the west side ?
( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

For another hour or 2 yes, then heading South towards Lu-town ish
back here Saturday afternoon though
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

Oh, because I could have come to visit you in my lunch hour if you were still there
it only takes 30mins for me to drive there. That would be long enough for me to arrive, say hello and then start my drive back, in order to complete all this within my 1 hour for lunch.
( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

Where do you work?
Had I known I could have met you for lunch a bit nearer
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:10, archived)

I'm in weybridge

( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:16, archived)

Not far at all!
Never mind, I may well be back again one day.
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:27, archived)

*Rubs knees*

( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:29, archived)

Im like the Sexface of being fat

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Talking of which
Seeing as three of our blokes have been arrested and suspended for a bit of self defence and one of name calling, another has been attacked with a machete (albeit not too serious, but you know...scary) and all the punters involved are still at liberty to use our stuff, I will be doing my best to get smacked by one of these cunts in front of everyone. Yes, they are school kids, and one of the blokes they hit and who hit back was nearly 60, his assailant 15 and six foot tall. Grim times.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:38, archived)

I've said it before,
You should be getting a bonus for throwing scrotes like that off the train while it's going over a high bridge.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 7 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

Well, they won't be getting on my trains again, not one of them
I'm responsible for the safety of everyone on board, so if that means pissing off a few school kids then so be it. Fuck 'em. It's coming to a head, the union are getting shouty and the company are more worried about PR and retaining the franchise.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:44, archived)

Where do you work ?

( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Nazi Germany
Or trains
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Oh, that explains a lot
I had imagined you were in a pub, and was shocked that your punters were school kids. I've been to east Germany, so I know exactly what you mean.

So, tell me, what's all this about trains then ?
( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

Long metal tubes
Often filled by wankers at great speed. I have to make them behave in something approaching a civilised manner and shake some money out of them sometimes.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

*Mental images of people wanking furiously*
so, metal tubes, filled with wankers - didn't Cleopatra discover something by filling metal tubes with angry wasps?
( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

That there is an horrific accident waiting to happen
Imagine a fanny full of angry wasps.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:18, archived)

Its easy to imagine
I've seen many a fanny that looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp. We're halfway there.
( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

I considered applying for a job like yours
Im glad i never did!
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Frankly, it's normally a piece of piss no brainer for decent money
But it only takes one of the cunts to make it all go wrong
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

plus you get to see loads of discarded mattresses.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

And footballs, half cats, exploded pheasants, fat people running while I shut the doors, down women's tops
And the occasional nice person.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 9:53, archived)