Hang yourself, then you'll get the day off

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

I'm off sick anyway.
I want to go home to Irelandland.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:26, archived)

You could always steal my face, go to Leeds and use my free return flight with Jet2 to go to Dublin and back

( Bobson I who milks the milkmen?, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:28, archived)

Fucking hell the ferry is expensive nowadays.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:29, archived)

And those longs months at sea can have a strange effect on a chap.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:32, archived)

I'm looking at the Stena Line website,
and it seems you can't get a ticket for a single person, you have to take a car.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:34, archived)

I'm loking at Irish Ferries, you can be a foot passenger on there.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:37, archived)

I don't know why you can't be a foot passenger anywhere,
it's not like you have to sit in your car the whole time.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:38, archived)

Yeah, that's retarded.
Not everyone has a car.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

I'd have taken you as I should have been going to the North West 200
this weekend. But I'm not now, so I can't.
( L-Space - scientia sapientes vocat., Thu 7 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Not on their pricelist either.
www.irishferries.com/fares-offers-ireland-from-britain.asp
unless I'm missing something...

Could get a motorbike ticket, and just pretend to have one.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:42, archived)

You'd have to make motorbike noises.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:43, archived)

that's the idea.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:46, archived)

Yeah, the first option is foot passenger.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Yup £25

( WormuIus, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:48, archived)

Ooh, that's not a bad price.
I'd have to get to Pembroke, though.
( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:50, archived)

you can get a coach, that goes on the ferry (presumably)
from £15.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:55, archived)

Maybe it's an amphibian bus.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:56, archived)

oh,
you have to put a date in.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)

Yep.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Thu 7 May 2009, 12:52, archived)