oh for fucks sake.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

EVERYBODY F5 UNTIL IT GETS FIXED !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

FIX FIX FIX

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

i'll fix you in a minute.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

I've told you countless times, Gobbo, you've got a misses now, and I can't stand between you two.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

i'm going to tear off your genitals just to be sure

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:09, archived)

They're fucking pointless without you anyway.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

TFD said my girlfriend was "very beautiful" you know.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:14, archived)

she is indeed
and you are a genuinely lovely man and you thoroughly deserve to have a beautiful girlfriend

that's enough sloppiness from me, I need to get back to insulting people now
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:20, archived)

HA!
U R GAY!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:27, archived)

*adds to profile*

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

remember to delete it when she dumps you

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:32, archived)

of course!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:34, archived)

She's always been very sarcastic.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:21, archived)

She's not good enough for you. Nobody is.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

SHUT UP GONZO

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:28, archived)

DUMP HER AND GO OUT WITH ME !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:31, archived)

no chance,
she's really, really really hot.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:45, archived)

i'm going to use this type of F5:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xZzVEyewy0
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

I like how Darren their used the song "SexyBack".
That's deffo not gay at all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:07, archived)

i don't have any sound at work
i reckon that's just the song you hear in your head
( manolith hooray for me, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:13, archived)

I don't see how anyone can object to this post
it has a topical statement about b3ta
it has a semi-comedic story about breaking something
it has a question
and it has a joke about hymens

I rate the post very highly, it sets a new standard to which we as b3tans should all aspire
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:03, archived)

See everyone?
He *is* lovely
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:11, archived)

I added sarcitalics for clarity

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:16, archived)

Needs a Belgian flag

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:25, archived)

i'm going to shit in you.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:15, archived)

but that's not how you make babies!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:24, archived)

It worked for Bob Geldof

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:30, archived)