B3ta broke for a bit
There was the sound of a million lard-soaked tears hitting the floor and some meaty fists pounding keyboards in frustration.
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:35, archived)

Oh I love when it comes back on and everyone starts new threads.
It's always like the Olympic 100m final.
EVERYBODY has to start a "WHAT HAPPENED?!" thread.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:36, archived)

DID B3TA BREAK FOR ANYONE ELSE?

( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:37, archived)

Yup. been slow for a few days.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:38, archived)

Crank the handle faster. FASTER.

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:39, archived)

Needs more coal
Fire up the starboard boiler Mr Crocker!
( Theoban What of it, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:40, archived)

I suggest making miserable users run on treadmills to power it.
Circle of internet justice.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:42, archived)

But if the users are in the treadmills, who is going to get upset, online?

( SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:47, archived)

I'm bound to find somebody.
I'm very good at that.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

Aye, that you are laddy.

( SuperMatt, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:49, archived)

I'M GOING AS FAST AS EEE CAN CAP'IN! SHE CANNE TAKE ANNYMORRE'd d d d d!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:41, archived)

She wasn't aware anything was going on...

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:43, archived)

And that's why I stand behind girls on the tube
*licks finger and touches hip to make sizzle sound*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:51, archived)

You are made of bacon.

( thealternativefact, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:55, archived)

Oh right, is this true?
I did wonder why I had difficulties trying to connect. I was farting about with the firewall for a bit because I thought somebody had added a load of new rules.
( turb0t, Thu 7 May 2009, 15:44, archived)