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Hello fruits and fatties, JMG is on.
Now before you all drunkenly turn on me because you're miserable at something completely irrelevant. Take time out to champion me, your leader.

Keywords:
Me, JMG, leader, JMG knows girls, if I don't get something to eat soon I might just cry, World of Warcraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:55, archived)
*passes baton*
*goes to bed*
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:56, archived)
I'm going to use this to strike at the heart of fat misery, then maybe to fight said fat misery off of my night sandwich.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
You need a comma, not a full stop, between irrelevant and take

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 7 May 2009, 23:57, archived)
You need a full stop at the end, there.
Ye,ah?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Thu 7 May 2009, 23:58, archived)
Oh heck
You've gone beyond parody into recursive shittery. Just so you know, to give yourself a little bit of a frisson, I'm going to bed now. You can type letters on the internet about how great your 'persona' is if you like. The rest of us will laugh at not with you. Good night , Baby X FULL STOP
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
JMG, I've got 500 words to write before I can go to bed and not feel guilty.
What word should I smuggled into my dissertation?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 0:01, archived)
mimsy

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:02, archived)
that one would be a bit difficult.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
if it was a dissertation for GCSE I would have suggested something easier

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:05, archived)
I got plenty of good words into my A levels.
Including flange and undercarriage.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
Aberdeen.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 0:03, archived)
Slubberdigullion.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:13, archived)
Mongoloid

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:17, archived)
Ring of fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:36, archived)
Cunt

(I helped save b3ta! OldWhit, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:42, archived)
i am neither a fattie or a fruit

(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:04, archived)
i got the mania jmg.
i went for a run after being in the pub.
oh jmg.
it's all gone wrong for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:07, archived)
a fat fruit would be a melon
why not be more efficient and call us all melons?
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy hail satan, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:11, archived)
If you were me, and you had a wall,
what big picture would you rasterbate, to put on your wall that's mine?
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:18, archived)
I'm busy scrobbling my spotify

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:22, archived)
i done a poo

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:26, archived)
Clicking dis

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:27, archived)
I've not played with this spotify thing
do I need it in my life?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:33, archived)
It's OK
bit pointless when I've got about 100gig on my iTunes that I haven't listened to yet.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:37, archived)
Great for working out if something's worth DLing, though

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
i only use it to listen to bowie.
and i don't really know why.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:42, archived)
Yet more unexplained internet-hype bollocks.
I try to keep up :(
(I helped save b3ta! Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:39, archived)
Dunno why I bother with last.fm
the recommendations are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Fri 8 May 2009, 0:41, archived)