ROFL DID B3TA FALL OVER LOL?
I wasn't here last night to know. What did you fatties do in the downtime?
( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:07, archived)

Hello
I just spent ages in a fruitless search for pictures of naked ladies on the internet to fill the echoing void.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

I fixed it.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

pushed a couple of dogs into bushes

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

You and your dogs lolololololol

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

there's nothing funny about it, they looked quite upset

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I don't like dogs.
The more suffering the better in my books. Tell 'em they were adopted while you're at it.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

I hid under a pile of coats
sobbing uncontrollably
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:08, archived)

*Looks around at imaculate room, test tube with the cure for bumaids, and a new version of Google that has made google quit the game quoting "Can't match them, might aswell give up now." *

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:09, archived)

i didn't know until this morning
obviously i immediately hyperventilated and soiled myself
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:11, archived)

I do that sometimes.
It's very comforting.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

Everything I would have done anyway
I didn't know it was broken.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

Pressed F5 until my finger was a bloody nub,
I definitely didn't cry.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:12, archived)

by 'didn't',
do you actually mean 'did'?

come on now, we're all friends here
( manolith hooray for me, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

Yes I did :'(
HOLD ME.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:27, archived)

I managed to switch my computer off and found something else to do!

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:13, archived)

What the fuck is wrong with you?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

Now this I do NOT believe.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

ok then, I thrashed my fists into my keyboard and wept salty tears of bitter anguish then masturbated myself into a sweaty coma

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:17, archived)

One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
One of us
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:19, archived)

Went and got a can of coke
I couldn't be more tired if I tried. Well, I probably could, but still.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:15, archived)

^this
I had to get up at half nine this morning. HALF NINE! It's the middle of the night :(
( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:22, archived)

I've had fourish hours kip, BS.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:25, archived)

I stuck my finger in the woodpeckers hole

( broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:16, archived)

well bless my soul

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:20, archived)

started sweating, got the shakes, and curled up in the foetal position

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:17, archived)