not the builders breakfast surely

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, archived)

all those new walkers flavours are rubbish

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:52, archived)

better than the chocolate and chilli ones
they taste like something you might find around Gilgamesh's cock
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:53, archived)

They somehow managed to capture the taste of farts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Onion Bhaji works quite well
for scooping up curry 'n rice.
( Three Dog Man, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12, archived)