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Fuck Dave Gorman and all he represents
Let's talk about crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:47, archived)
I'd fuck them.
Is that what you meant?
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
Crisps are overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
I liked them before they were famous.

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
maybe, but eating dip with your fingers just gets messy.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Is 'eating dip' a euphamism for cunnilingus?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
No.
No it's not.

'Eating dip' is when you snog someone with leprosy.
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
this is true
as a conduit for dip, they are good. Nachos, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
I fucking love crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
me too!

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
not the builders breakfast surely

(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
all those new walkers flavours are rubbish

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
better than the chocolate and chilli ones
they taste like something you might find around Gilgamesh's cock
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
They somehow managed to capture the taste of farts.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
Onion Bhaji works quite well
for scooping up curry 'n rice.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:12, archived)
Crinkly cheese and onion mini cheddars are nice.
And they live with the crisps, so they're crisps.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:48, archived)
Taytos
Are awesome, best thing the irish have done since they gave us their country.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
Ah the native Irish of South America
To be el suro, to be el suro
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
Taytos are AWESOME

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
I can't think of any constructive way to insult you
So... HAHAHA U SUCK WILLIES
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
I'm going to be nice to you in return to make you feel guilty.
Hello, hope you've got over your cold.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
Guilt cannot penetrate my thick blanket of hangover
I'm mostly well, still a bit bunged up tho.

How are you O holier than thou one?
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Slightly hungover,
I've got a lot of work to do as well. :(
Glad it's friday though, I'm going to watch Star Trek tonight and then I've got to make a MumRah costume tomorrow.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
OH NO
Pub? Did you housemate come back last night?

Let me know how Star Trek is, I trust your judgement. I just think it won't be enjoyable cuz I'll keep expecting Sylar to use his powers and hoping for Simon Pegg to die.

MUM RAH! Get cape, wear cape, attach bandages.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
fuck crisps, let's have a lovely rambling chat all about me

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
I like those new flavoured ryvita crisp things
Am I weird?
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:49, archived)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
I'm not really a huge fan of crisps
but I'll have meaty flavoured ones if I'm hungry for snacks but not in the mood for chocolate.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:50, archived)
There is clearly an answer to this
Chocolate flavoured crisps
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
I love crisps
there is nothing better than salty goodness on the tongue
(Goatse not a comedy account, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
<<<<prawn cocktail fan right here<<<<<

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:51, archived)
I'm lobbying walkers for lobster flavour crisps.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
I reckon [Pizza place] should do the same ad campaign.
I would vote for a desert pizza.

Base: Normal
Sauce: Chocolate / Toffee / carmel / whatever
Topping: Marchmillows, Maltizers, mini bars of chocolate, peanut butter... whatever

THINK ABOUT IT
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:01, archived)
Brioche base ftw.

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:03, archived)
I want to vomit just thinking about it!
TOO SWEET!
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
Have you indulged in the new Prawn Cocktail McCoys?

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:02, archived)
The pack just says sizzling king prawn I think

but I can taste the cocktail in them
(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
Do we have to?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:52, archived)
we all eat food

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:53, archived)
Look at 'im, thinkin' he's the big I Am, all like "I don't eat food, ya'll.".
He's tryin' to mug us off ! Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:55, archived)
you eat food and i eat food we all eat it

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
Crispies!
crispy crispy nyom nyoms
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:58, archived)
myomy crispies in a sammich with bacons and nyomy nyom

(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:00, archived)
Get your crisps out
get your crisps out
get your crisps out for the fats
get your crisps out for the faaats
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
I fucking love Flammin' Hot Watsits.
But they're shit to put in a sandwich.

Crisps are best put in a sandwich, but different sandwiches need different crips.

I have a complicated thought process as to what the optimum crisp is for the right sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
you're just doing it wrong
if you squash them down hard enough those suckers ent going anywhere
(I helped save b3ta! rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
I've had cashew nuts covered in the cheesey watsit dust.
They were amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
fuck crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:54, archived)
fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:56, archived)
Here's a Hula Hoop,
knock yourself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
the tiny sharp potato cuts would be made even worse if you fucked a bag of salt and vinegar

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:57, archived)
yeah
you tell him
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
I've met him at LOLGEORGE and he had hair and was a nice bloke.

(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 9:59, archived)
Quentin Crisp?

(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:04, archived)
Burger rings from Australia.
Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! BindiBaji, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:00, archived)