You heartless bastard
I had a massive one yesterday, now my face looks like that woman who got shot with a gun and survived and now goes on telly because she's slightly less weird looking than she was before.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

That bird from Bo Selecta?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

Quagmire's sister.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:50, archived)

ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Apparently that's all just spare skin
just in case, you know... she needed some more.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

it's probably going to be needed for skin grafts
after the peasants set fire to her barn
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

*real life lol*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

She reminds me a bit of Captain Wow
but reflected in a spoon.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

only a bit mind
www.flickr.com/photos/brianftang/410057722/
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Yeah, two years and five stone ago.
Thanks, though.

Maybe if I lose all the weight I'll find an obnoxious little wimp under it all.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

You're welcome
At least you don't look like that creepy kid from the Secret Garden.
The one that hates 'The spores!'

like me.
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

I don't look like that any more either.
I quite like the way I look now, which is a very good thing. I used to pay attention to people like you when I was younger, which is half of the reason why I comfort ate, but now all of the insults bounce off because I'm happy, for once.

Sorry. You'll have to find someone else to pick on. I'd say make it someone your own size, but I'm not sure if it's such a good idea, you hanging around a scout hut.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:04, archived)

All I read there was
FAT MENTAL
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

you are a terrible person seb
terrible
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I weep into my greasy pillow every night

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

First actual LOL in about 3 years

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:09, archived)

Is that you or the sister ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

you've lost 5 stone in 2 years?
that's quite a lot.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Depression and stress will do that to you.
Cigarette time.
( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:06, archived)

That's nothing.
I lost 100 pounds on the horses
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I've lost nearly 8 stone in 11 months

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

I lost 8 moths under a stone !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

Depends on how fat you are
If you're 15 stone overweight it's easy to lose 5 stone, it's when you're 3lbs overweight that it's difficult.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

One of the guys off Peep Show made me laugh with one of his Twitter updates:
WOAH - an actual face/off style transplant. I presume they only come in 'rough as fuck'
( Jobe, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

As a result of this, I have added most of the cast of peep show
I fucking love alan johnson.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:15, archived)