if you will drive the sunshine bus

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Dont knock it
they're usually game, and a happy meal at McDonalds is a much cheaper date than most girls.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:54, archived)

I could hold out for a happy meal?

( Batsgirl, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

Depends, you'd have to eat it naked
with your nethers being lapped by pugs
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:57, archived)

*bokes*
the Happy meal butter dog
( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I just came twice.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

She was actually outrageously pretty, hence she didn't have to work hard at school or her personality.
She made Paris Hilton look like a genius. Guuuh, god it brings back bad memories of when Chip and Pin came in she used to shout it out to the cashier in shops when asked. *face plams*
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Are you Brian from Family Guy, and was your girlfriend Jillian?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

Jilian actually had a bit of charm with her stupidness :)
I've just got terrible taste in girls.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:05, archived)