any merkins on here?
do you often write 'café' like this: 'cafe' on your side of the pond?
(Brad Dice, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:07, archived)

*is absolutely fucking riveted*

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

I may have to nick this comment for my sig

( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

£8.50
I take paypal

Or your sister.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

They call it a 'Chubby Shack' in the US.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

*must know more*

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

Anyone who can't be arsed to do the accent will write it cafe.
What the fuck does it matter?
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

its for publication
needs to be correct
(Brad Dice, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

Why would a merkin be here at 11am BST?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Why sleep
when you're a fat christian inbred idiot who thinks "overseas" is Hawaii ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Hawaii is overseas

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

CURSE YOU AUNTY MOM !
YOU AND YOUR BIBLE SCHOOL LESSONS HAVE CRIPPLED MY EDUCATION !

*eats burger*
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

Alaska is overcanada

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

*slow handclap*

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

you're overthehill.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Shut up young'un

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

shut up zimmerframe monthly subscriber.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21, archived)

I'm going to beat you to death with your own shoes

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:24, archived)

Hello BradDice

( WormuIus, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:08, archived)

hi
yeah, sorry, a bit rude of me that
(Brad Dice, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

I need a shit
Unfortunately due to excess of birds eye chillies in last nights stir fry my ring is already like a bit of hammered steak
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

I read that as
"I just shit in a red hot birds eye"
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:11, archived)

Hello Brad Dice, how are you today?
I would say it depends on if the place is posh or not.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 8 May 2009, 11:21, archived)