I have a 3pm meeting with a doctor
my aids is playing up
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I'm a registered G.P. and I reckon you're just fine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Well good work on the newsletter
and I hope you don't die in pain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

One of my good friends is on holiday in Florida and has contracted Swine Flu
100% Trufax

By way of association anyone who replies in this thread will now contract the illness.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

this is good - the trick is to get it early
so you're immune, coz once it mutates etc etc
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Ill let him know this
Should take the sting out of spending a few grand on a holiday and spending it in quarantine.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I'm hoping to contract CJD in hope that it will immunize me, sorta like chicken pox did for small pox.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

im thinking you already have it
:)
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

Fuck you before I start eating all your glass and milking myselfMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

Sadly there is no cure for ginger.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'm afraid I can't make it.
Call my secretary and reschedule.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:12, archived)