linky linky woo woo
www.b3ta.com/newsletter/issue377/
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

that's early

(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

I have a 3pm meeting with a doctor
my aids is playing up
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

I'm a registered G.P. and I reckon you're just fine.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Well good work on the newsletter
and I hope you don't die in pain.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

One of my good friends is on holiday in Florida and has contracted Swine Flu
100% Trufax

By way of association anyone who replies in this thread will now contract the illness.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

this is good - the trick is to get it early
so you're immune, coz once it mutates etc etc
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

Ill let him know this
Should take the sting out of spending a few grand on a holiday and spending it in quarantine.
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

I'm hoping to contract CJD in hope that it will immunize me, sorta like chicken pox did for small pox.

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:21, archived)

im thinking you already have it
:)
( Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:25, archived)

Fuck you before I start eating all your glass and milking myselfMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:33, archived)

Sadly there is no cure for ginger.

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

I'm afraid I can't make it.
Call my secretary and reschedule.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

JMG endorses this.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:05, archived)

I fucking love the West Indies accent.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

[something about big black willies]

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Lolololol

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

heh
I like doing this one
www.bbc.co.uk/cbeebies/jackanory/stories/video.shtml
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:08, archived)

Fucking hell, Lenny Henry's got fat!

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:09, archived)

keithaharmon.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fifthelement_alien.jpg
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:23, archived)

Pfffft

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:24, archived)

I'm getting into that story now.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

rastamouse is cool
one of my sons favourites, and a great excuse for the adult reader (i.e. me) to do a Jamaican accent.
( rob, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

Lenny Henry should stick to that, he's good at it.

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:16, archived)

man reads autocue
gets cash.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:30, archived)

What,
like beer can sandwiches?
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:10, archived)

Hehe

( Esme Weatherwax I swear on my tash it's daycent hash, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:12, archived)

blimey

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Stop acting like you own the place

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:06, archived)

Here's the Prince of Whales now.
Ready to make it all up and moan away another Friday.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Fri 8 May 2009, 13:07, archived)

Hurray!
That's something to click away at during my break.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:31, archived)

oh yeah, right, sure
like I'm reading that load of crap
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:39, archived)

don't click, it's tubgirl

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Fri 8 May 2009, 13:41, archived)