
Make poverty history and get Robbie laid.
That line will go down in the annals of TV history.
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:26, archived)

'i only take in liquids...in an oxygen tent'
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:27, archived)

Remember all that fuss a while back about not enough 'urban' acts being involved in Live8? Well I've got the BBC's coverage on at the moment, and I think I might know why.
Urban... music... is... shite.
EDIT: In my opinion.
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:32, archived)

What I should have said was "I have never heard a single piece of so called 'urban' music that appeared to have any artistic merit whatsoever. What's more, I feel that the egotistic, materialistic, sex-obsessed pap dribbling out of my speakers at the moment is completely inappropriate for an event such as Live8".
(Waits for someone to sing about 'shaking their booty').
( , Sat 2 Jul 2005, 18:39, archived)