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Redcurrant jelly.
God I'm exciting. I've been out tonight with real people and alcohol and food and everything.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
OH LT!
Always easy and ready to talk preserves!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:15, archived)
Woo for social life!
Mine's fading away.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:17, archived)
I've got loads of friends, am going to get a good degree from a top 10 uni, a boyfriend, a job, a house, a lovely family and some pretty shoes.
What am I doing on the internet?
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:21, archived)
Limey, don't leave yourself open like that!
I actually had to stop myself from writing something bitchy, and I'm nice.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:23, archived)
*joke about leaving yourself open*
meh, think it up yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:24, archived)
OPEN FOR RAPE THAT IS!

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:25, archived)
I can only assume that Sexface is either dead or busy playing his mp3s to almost four people on internet radio

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:27, archived)
He's too busy wanking over webcam to rape me, :*(

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:28, archived)
Oh I know. It's a joke innit.
I'm a fat ugly internet bird like the rest deep down.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:32, archived)
Aaaah, we're all useless attention whores
Otherwise we'd be watching telly. Telly doesn't judge, but then it doesn't have JMG.
(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)
And it no longer has gorgeous Phil from Durham who I have a secret crush on.
Don't tell anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)
I won't... it'll be a secret between you, me and the internets

(I helped save b3ta! The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:43, archived)