INTERNET!

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:30, archived)

It's rare I show emotion. I know.
Maybe it's because he has Geordie in his name.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:31, archived)

You crazy north eastern scamps.
With your barcode shirts and your boats and suchlike.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:33, archived)

Where are YOU from, whereabouts does The Baroness hitch up her undercrackers for the public?

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:35, archived)

One was originally from South Bucks DAAAAAAAAHLING
Home counties, private schooled, upper middle class, pony riding girl gone bad.

EDIT: HERE

But I live in Norfolk now, which is pretty, but full of people who have never, and will never leave Norfolk.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:36, archived)

It's understandable then that you are always striving for male attention.
As I'm quite sure that most of the males you grew up with were a bit of a Moohalaa.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:37, archived)

I don't know anybody from South Bucks. mind.
Pencil yourself in as my correspondent.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:38, archived)

I never get down there any more. I fear I rather burnt my bridges when I done become a teenage runaway

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

WHORE! etc.
Would did you do, like? Spill your Pimms?
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:40, archived)

I dared cross my mother, not something I'd advise
She's a prison officer in a nasty nasty prison now, but she only got that job after I left. She must've realised she had a talent.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

I bet I could charm her.
I'm great with rough old birds.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:43, archived)

She's a real ballbuster JMG
When she discovered my 20 year old brother was looking at porn, ON THE INTERNETS, in the privacy of his own bedroom, she put on her work boots and kicked down his door.

MEASURED RESPONSE!
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

GET IN!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

I'm going to get Kerry Katona to give her a mother of the year award

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:47, archived)

Very much so
We used to have annual discos with the local boys' school, there was so much sexual confusion. Outrageous.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:39, archived)

This is how I see most of the country south of Gateshead.

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:41, archived)

It's less and less usual now
School discos are like drunken spotty orgies now apparently.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:42, archived)

Terrible banter, TB.
I'm sure you'll agree with your top off.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

I'm very agreeable with my top off
It's best not to start an argument without clothes on.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:46, archived)

Gollygosh!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:48, archived)

*fans self*
Dearie me, I almost swooned.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:49, archived)

It's a good job I'm sat down.
This is how GMoS must feel every night of the week.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

Unbearably sexy?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:50, archived)

I heard a rumour he's going to climb the Eiffel tower from the outside then have sex with loads of French birds with big tits at the top.
Well played that man.
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:52, archived)

The afterwards he'll send them away, and stand on the viewing deck...
Topless, brooding, all tousled hair and erect nipples.
( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:54, archived)

Little knowing Moohalaa does that very same feat most weekends.
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:57, archived)

But that's at the top of blackpool tower and he gets sucked off by a Peter Kaye lookalike

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:59, archived)

OH MYKEY!
:(
( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 3:03, archived)

How could a man living in Aberdeen sink so low :*(?

( The Baroness The Harlot Pimpernel, Sat 9 May 2009, 3:04, archived)

anything south of Cheshire is France

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sat 9 May 2009, 2:45, archived)

LES FRUITS!

( Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 2:45, archived)