we could sit in hyde park, and that and have a cup of tea
not on a deck chair tho, they charge for those
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

A romantic picnic in the park.
The Sean Tully in him is probably moist at the thought.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:10, archived)

don't tell him but i will take a book of poetry and read it to him whilst feeding him grapes

( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Genuine lol.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

:(

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

Mwah! xx

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

To be honest
I don't want to meet you. I fear the unfamiliar and I will actually be trying to get bollocksed so I can sleep through Mama Mia while the missus enjoys herself.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:12, archived)

i bet he's absolutely gutted now

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

don't tell him but i am really heart broken
i've been planning all this since he first mentioned he was coming to london in this thread, the time i've wasted :((((
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:15, archived)

I'm such a bitch

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

chin up and that
he smells of piss anyway. the lengths i go to, to avoid the old cunt when i'm passing through yorkshire. tiring it is.
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:17, archived)

Next time I will follow the scent
It pervades, you know.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:18, archived)

i do not bash

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

Not what I've heard

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

yer, hearing's one of the first things to go when you're old

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:23, archived)

Oh I heard it loud and clear, dear.
Along with the deafening hum of flies screaming for mercy as they tried to escape your cavernous clunge.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:25, archived)

i don't do sex either
fuck knows who you've been talking to
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:27, archived)

Bog doors all over the country attest to your prowess

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:28, archived)

well, that's all my plans thrown out of the window
i suppose i will have to find someone else to share my time with, good day to you sir
( mongychops, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

Makes a change from the other way round.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:14, archived)

I'll twat thee

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:16, archived)

Im on fire today.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:19, archived)

*tsssssst finger thing*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:20, archived)

*clicks fingers then finger guns at you*

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 11:20, archived)