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I'm having a motherfucking party

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:41, archived)
Why does that not surprise me?

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
The fridge is stocked with booze

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6136855
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
I'll get a Q&A session going on at 10.30pm

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
It'll no doubt be mainly focussed on what I had to eat, and who touched my bald.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
and who doled your mum when limeytreating your wobble

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
I'll have to be able to call Esme and Moohalaa at some point.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
You'd need it to fuck your mother...

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Oh I see! You turned the popular swearing exclaimation of "motherfucker" and turned it around to make it literal, implying I fuck my own mother!
This is humour happening right here
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
Yes.
That is exactly what I did.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
And I noticed!

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Eventually.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:46, archived)
How many mothers are you inviting?

(Bazongaloid, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Just his own.

(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
AND THE JOKE CONTINUES FUTHER DOWN THE THREAD!
You're truly a god of comedy
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:47, archived)
Calm down.
You'll ruin the atmosphere and your mum will just end up watching Britains got talent.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:48, archived)
I swear to god, if you say it's in your pants...

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
It is NOT it is in my HOUSE because it's a HOUSE party and maybe we'll watch HOUSE

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
HOUSE MUSIC

(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:45, archived)
Slag

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Buy a pack of 50 invitiations
write one out to each of your friends.
make paper aeroplanes out of the other 47.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
Ha! I only have three friends
This is very funny and I am laughing
(__, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
Sexy?

(I helped save b3ta! Cleisthenes morning sickness is a bitch, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:42, archived)
I'm going.
Does the internet know this yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:43, archived)
It may do now JMG.
Have a good evening.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 9 May 2009, 16:44, archived)
I'm making a 46 year old really really angry by calling him a paedophile

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:49, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zpTQCQEFhg
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:51, archived)
Show me your genitals

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:52, archived)
Dude.
Gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:52, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
I was watching that
but I'll watch it again now
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
can I come?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 May 2009, 16:59, archived)
Lemon?

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:01, archived)
I'll bring the party streamers if you bring the senile cocksuckers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:08, archived)
OMG OMG OMG!
You should TOTALLY get a webcam so we can join you. In fact, I'm putting my party pants on RIGHT NOW!

OMG OMG OMG!
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:03, archived)


    O                       M                       G                       !

ah, I'm going to have to change these party pants :/
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
Oh, Broadsword
(Which is an /ac apparently...)
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:11, archived)
PICKLE PARTY PARTY PICKLE PARTY PARTY PARTY

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888     888 888  Y8P  888 888    888 Y8P 
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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword w⚓, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:18, archived)
Great!

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:05, archived)
I'm going to a mother fucking party
I might have one soon for my birthday though.
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Sat 9 May 2009, 17:19, archived)