i looking at selling my flat and moving somewhere else
what would you recommend about where you live?
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:05, archived)

I'm the local pikey
I promise not to rob you, if you move to Yorkshire.
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

would you be able to tarmac my drive?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

no

( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Got any pegs?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

yes, but they're mine
now fuck off, trying to thieve my pegs.
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

why are you still up?

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

I have no idea
I think it might be the cider.
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

I just finished reading the sword of shannara

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

How'd you like it?

( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

It was good.
It didn't draw me in as much as books by Feist but it was a top read.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

Terry Goodkind is better
He's been my best read so far.
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

ooooo, a fellow Feist fan?

( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

me too
only just found them
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

The revised edition of Magician is my favourite book of all time.
He's just brilliant.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

Quite a big one at that.

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

geek

( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

cunt

( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

CUNT

( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:25, archived)

then i challenge your pikey credentials

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:18, archived)

shut up
I'll get your knee caps blown off
( jenpots, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

good access to cheese

( scott,, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

this can never be overvalued

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:10, archived)

He could live in a hollowed out cheese,
he could reduce construction costs by buying somewhere in switzerland
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

i would fashion furniture out of giant cream crackers

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

Hurrah fir cheese.

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:24, archived)

Beaches.
Shit loads of beaches.
( Harold Bishop's Love Child some sort of terrifying sex magician., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:06, archived)

beaches for you
beaches for me
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:09, archived)

I live in Bristol
despite the presence of Jacob Dyer, whose neck was apparently burnt by a Frenchman, it's a nice place to live.
The locals are friendly, and unlikely to stab you.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Do you sound like Barnaby Bear too?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:11, archived)

Not at all
I generally sound like a BBC newsreader, but can do pretty much any regional accent you care to suggest.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:15, archived)

Do some tihama arabic

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:17, archived)

Allahu ackbar
etc
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

can you type in glaswegian?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:19, archived)

Ah kin gie it a go
fucked if ah kin git it tae Irvine Welsh standart though
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:23, archived)

It's good if you like history and shit
but I'd recommend brighton for drugs, sex and general liberty
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:12, archived)

i like history
unless you are referring to the michael jackson album of the same name.
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:16, archived)

i'm not

(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:33, archived)

Fields and peace and quiet.
Cows in the field next door. Half an hour from Cambridge where there are still a fair few jobs. You'd need a car though, the public transport is crap.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:13, archived)

i will have to rule this out
as i don't drive
( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:21, archived)

It's a bit flat too.
That is a drawback.
( The Cat's Mother Not a People Person., Sun 10 May 2009, 1:27, archived)

unlikely to stumble into lava

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:14, archived)

could you narrow that down a bit?

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:20, archived)

as long as you don't fall in the lava, it's quite unlikely to happen

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:21, archived)