I would start a local programme which teaches general good parenting like saying 'well done' when your child has done something good and not saying 'you fucking idiot, I wish I never had you' and beating them when they were bad
Then I'd work with local schools to celebrate all children's achievements in repect to their relative abilities in different areas, championing the importance of work placements as well as academic excellence.
Then I'd make sure they had lots of amenities close by so they had something better to do with themselves than just getting pissed and breaking things.

Yeah, that, or I'd just rip their heads off like they did to those wing mirrors and shit down their necks or something.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:37, archived)

Good evening, miss
long time no see, are you well?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:39, archived)

I'm alright my dear, I trust this message finds you in fine fettle.
I am trying to write my dissertation which has to be in tomorrow morning. UGH.
( TFD is sporting this season's finest necropants, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:41, archived)

tell them the dog ate it
that always works, probably
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:44, archived)

That sounds like a right bastard
anything I can do to help?
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 1:46, archived)