Or you could respond to the ringing by going to church, as invited.
A bit of praying may do you some good.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Fuck that with chips
I'm a confirmed atheist.
I'd be a lot more sympathetic if there were actual bellringers - at least it's a hobby. As it is, they simply switch on a recording and assault my ears with a load of unnecessary noise.
I suppose God, were he to exist, might feel similarly aggrieved.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Have you considered asking them to stop?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Or praying for them to stop?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Or suicide bombing the church.
That'll shut the fuckers up.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I'm proper English, me
I shall simply make a quiet complaint, and then write to the Times.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I'm going to go and see the vicar this afternoon
I shall be polite and reasonable, and point out that he's being precisely the opposite.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

This is the correct plan for dealing with scum.
Always start polite.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

And then kneecap the fucker.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Exactly
he's toast if he crosses me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:10, archived)