Stuck in the station of Poznan Glowny
what the fuck am I supposed to do for the next 25minutes?
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:36, archived)

Kill them all lol

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

There's nowhere for me to spraypaint my initials and the high score

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

Rearrange the letters on the station sign
to Nylon Gown, Zap!
( Three Dog Man, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

Mmmm. Static-tastic.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

the "zap" has to be said in the gayest lisp conceivable

( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

That sounds like the first line of a John Clarke poem.
Is the next line "The girl in the ticket booth looks quite downie"?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:43, archived)

The girl at the kiosk sold me some shoelaces
and as I stood, lonesome, at the pisser, with my dick in my hand, I wondered what the chain-smoking floor-scrubbing harridan was thinking as she stared at my back.

And now, to be a cunt, I'll never finish that story and I'll become like Kafka or summink.
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:46, archived)

I think it takes a bit more than just dying with an unfinished story.
Probably.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:48, archived)

Yeah, you have to be a cunt and Czech
and be secretly bumming your publisher
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:49, archived)

traditionally
you buy a cup of alleged tea or coffee, and spend the next 25 minutes burning your mouth as you attempt to drink it before getting on the next train.
( Batsgirl, Sun 10 May 2009, 9:54, archived)

Play chicken with the fast trains as they go through.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

Well,
As poznan-life.com describe it as "One of the largest and most important train stations in Poland" I think you should just stand their soaking up its importance and feeling somewhat overawed by its magnificance and size. You could also marvel at the computer announcement system - the only one of its kind in Poland.
( C, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

exactly how bored ARE you?

( Batsgirl, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

I'm not bored anymore after reading about the wonders of one of Polands most important railway stations. Just sitting here in quiet awe.
( C, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

How do you pronounce the L with a line through it?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:15, archived)

Lira or pounds.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:19, archived)

That's a rubbish answer.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:22, archived)

It's 10.20 on a Sunday.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:23, archived)

No excuse at all.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:32, archived)

the line is pronounced "wah-ching!"
like a samurai sword slicing a dishonourable ninja
( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:33, archived)

I think I prefer the rubbish lira answer.
Sorry.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:36, archived)

that's okay
thank you for your feedback
( spacefish bong!, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:40, archived)

W
the W is a V
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

Throw things at the trains, the guards, and your fellow passengers-to-be.

( Noit happy baby orangutan, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Create a critical evaluation of their toilet facilities

( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:39, archived)

Buy a paper,
deface the pictures with a biro.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:43, archived)

Go on a murderous rampage
I'm considering doing just that myself, the local church is playing a recording of shitty bellringing at high volume. The cunts.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

...

...

... you're not joking, are you?
( Batsgirl, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

I'm not, really
I consider it a bit unkind of them to disturb my morning with a high-volume recording of lots of ding-dong.
It's not merry, and I'm not high. It just annoys me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:49, archived)

oh dear.
Real bell-ringing, okay, it's probably quite a skilled thing to do and they'd have to practise somehow and it is a Sunday and they are a church and blah something greater glory of God praise him with our ringy goodness whatever. But what you're describing is an ice cream van.
( Batsgirl, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:53, archived)

Exactly
it's just a very annoying noise that I don't want. Grrr.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:55, archived)

and goes on for half a bloody hour
they really are getting on my tits today.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Or you could respond to the ringing by going to church, as invited.
A bit of praying may do you some good.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:48, archived)

Fuck that with chips
I'm a confirmed atheist.
I'd be a lot more sympathetic if there were actual bellringers - at least it's a hobby. As it is, they simply switch on a recording and assault my ears with a load of unnecessary noise.
I suppose God, were he to exist, might feel similarly aggrieved.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

Have you considered asking them to stop?

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Or praying for them to stop?

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

Or suicide bombing the church.
That'll shut the fuckers up.
( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 10:58, archived)

I'm proper English, me
I shall simply make a quiet complaint, and then write to the Times.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:00, archived)

I'm going to go and see the vicar this afternoon
I shall be polite and reasonable, and point out that he's being precisely the opposite.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 10:59, archived)

This is the correct plan for dealing with scum.
Always start polite.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:01, archived)

And then kneecap the fucker.

( Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Sun 10 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

Exactly
he's toast if he crosses me.
( wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:10, archived)