Yay that got replies!
GUESS
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:02, archived)

It's obvious; you tried to come out but everybody just laughed.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

have you been hoarding guano at your Belgium address in order to influence market prices?

( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:03, archived)

No, but I wish I was
that made me go pfft
( DeSpong currently knitting your suggestions - see profile, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:05, archived)

haha
*continues hoarding*
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sun 10 May 2009, 11:11, archived)