You could also make any sport sound much better by adding unnecessary adjectives.
Super Awesomely Fast Automobile Racing Contest!

Now with added VRROOOMMM!
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 14:59, archived)

Superlative.

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:00, archived)

Superlativist.

( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:02, archived)

Ostentatious Foxy Boxing?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Sun 10 May 2009, 15:04, archived)