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My birthday was nice, but ended up with a grown man crying
And will inevitably end up with some Gunther track playing any minute now I've pointed it out. (Gunther - touch me, DJ Alligator Project remix)

How're you guys? I'm feeling old at 22
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:41, archived)
Did he look directly at you?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:43, archived)
No, too emo for eye contact

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
My car is older than you
If that helps any
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:44, archived)
Meh

(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:45, archived)
Im 38
And really honestly truely and stuff, life only got less shit when I was something like 35. 22 is like larval phase to me
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Thank fuck for that
I have something to look forward to.
Thanks, you've cheered me up.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
you get to look forward to reaping the rewards of years of drudgery
And sit in your hot tub with your cool 41 year old girlfriend and talk for hours about which 80 's songdefined the era. Nekkid. With reeeealy strong margarettas.

Youth is overrated. Middle age is cool. You get to do all the stuff you've always wanted as you now have money :)
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
Sounds ace
I'll just get on with filling in my job applications.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
Do that
You get nothing if you don't ask :) Good luck.
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:01, archived)
Cheers
Not seen you on here before, but it's nice to make your acquaintance.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
I've been around a while
I just rarely post these days ;) glad to meet you too *shakes hand with ferver*
(Boo-Tokk is like, DUDE, and WHOA, its AWESOME, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:11, archived)
Ta
*tips hat*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:15, archived)
ha!

(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
I'm feeling young at age 29
but you should stop making men cry at your celebrations. It won't increase your popularity.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:47, archived)
Well, it's my ex who hasn't had a shag in months
And was sat with me and my boyfriend facing sleeping in his car.
(I helped save b3ta! Methylene Blue - electrohead, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:48, archived)
Sounds like someone needs a large dose of Man The Fuck Up.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Good point.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:51, archived)
Ouch
sounds like a recipe for bad vibes.
Hope your birthday went well, otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
Show us your growler

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:49, archived)
Why?
Why would you want that?
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:50, archived)
statistical and training purposes

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
Terrorism, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:56, archived)
I collect growlers

(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:04, archived)
I heard that the superconducting quadrupole electromagnets in the Large Hadron Collider are made from a pair of Sammi's old knickers wrapped round a bog brush

(I helped save b3ta! Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:10, archived)
I heard that the Baroness is JMG's uncle
and he likes to fiddle wiv da kids.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Mon 11 May 2009, 1:13, archived)
Aaah!
My birthday was yesterday and I was 22 as well!
(I helped save b3ta! its_hatorah_bitch is b3ta the devil you know on, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:53, archived)
Happy birthday and stuff like that
I'd have sent a card, but I don't know you, or where you live.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh kills threads by his mere presence, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:55, archived)
How the piss can you claim to feel old at 22?
You're a student with sod-all responsibility.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 0:56, archived)