Keane
is fatter than I imagined.
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:46, archived)

hence
"that band with the chubby one in it..."
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

is are
( magnum, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

Yes. Fat face. Veeeeery fat face.

( hoifbjifbef, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:47, archived)

He's so ugly it's almost arousing.
Almost.
( Comma, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

That is why
Kanoute tends to get picked ahead of him.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:48, archived)

The singer
looks fucking disgusting in the Band Aid video.
( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 22:52, archived)