Just to squeeze that nasty turd around the u-bend.
I'm going to a sit-down gig on Tuesday. This is my second sit-down gig in a month. I'm not a fan of sitting down. If I wanted to sit down I'd buy myself a games console and a Dominos Pizza hotline.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:56, archived)

You'll note they don't expressly forbid yogic flying.

( Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

I'm already quite annoying to anybody who has to sit behind me.
This sounds like an excellent plan.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

He'll only start stealing other people's picanic baskets

( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:06, archived)

You can order online now you know.

( Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Mon 11 May 2009, 7:57, archived)

I'm not sure I understand your post
what is a sit down gig?
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:58, archived)

A gig where you sit down.
As against a gig where you stand up.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

can we be a bit more specific about what you mean by gig?

( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 11 May 2009, 7:59, archived)

A gig.
As in a live musical performance.

Do you speaky the english, pedro? Two beers, poor favory.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

I didn't know you were a musician
Good luck with that then, I'm off to work.

edit: I just realised you are going to, and not going to do. My bad.
( minimum fuss - an all time favourite, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

It's a tricky language at this time in the morning.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:07, archived)

I've been to a couple.
It can be very good, though I prefer a good mix of seated and non-seated areas.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:03, archived)

Seated people can fuck off.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:04, archived)

/Stands To Attention

( turb0t, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

I saw Paul Simon doing an all-seated gig at the G-MEX, years ago
When he came onstage everyone stood up anyway.

The slightly elderly couple sat behind us tutted and complained bitterly. The cunts.
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 8:09, archived)

I can't remember the last sit down gig I went to.
Bootleg Beatles I think. Everyone was standing and dancing in the aisles by the end anyway.
( LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Mon 11 May 2009, 8:17, archived)