I've got a cold, Baldmonkey
what should I do to entertain myself at home?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:30, archived)

also, I had curry for dinner on friday.
it's still in the fridge. Will it kill me if I eat it for breakfast today?
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

I know the answer to this one

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

yeah, but how many board games are any good if you're on your own?

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

Wankopoly positively encourages solo play

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:51, archived)

Have baked beans on toast for lunch,
then tell us about it here.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

Have baked beans on toast for lunch,
then tell us about it here.
( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:12, archived)