Dear baldmonkey
I need a poo. There are several toilets in the office, should I go to the one nearest my desk and leave a rancid smell that could easily be traced to me, or should I walk all the way downstairs and go to the one by the kitchen where anyone could be blamed for the stench and rancid brown skids ?
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:31, archived)

Probably downstairs.

( Major Turd for tonight only, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:41, archived)