Dear Mouldbunkey
My parents had to put down the cat over the weekend. They said he was very old and ill and it was "just his time to go".
Are cats allowed in Heaven?

From,
Eddie (me)
( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:34, archived)

All animals are, except cats
Cats are shit
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:37, archived)

People who beleive in heaven are bad enough
but people who beleive that animals go to heaven are deserving of a hideous and violent death.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:39, archived)

People who dont believe in heaven are bad enough
People who believe that animals dont go to heaven are deserving of a hideous and violent death.
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:42, archived)

SCHISM !

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:44, archived)