dear cuntmonkey
i have trouble sleeping at night due to the fact i worry that the fridge light doesn't really go out when i close the door, how can i calm myself?

yours

x
( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:41, archived)

sleep in the fridge

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:45, archived)

MAFIA H C PAUL SAYS
"Tonight, you will sleep with the fridges."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:47, archived)