I've never been outside.
I've spent most of my life attached to the internet, ramming cake and pies into my gaping maw.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

*doesn't strike through*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

you big fat liar
as if you actively pick up the cakes and pies. they just go into that machine with the conveyor belt
and you just lie underneath with your mouth open
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

YOU SWORE YOU WOULDN'T TELL

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

I SWEAR A LOT OF THINGS

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:02, archived)