hey /talk, I'm trying to decide which gas to breathe in
ideally I want something that will bind with the haemoglobin in my red blood cells so I can respire aerobically, what would you suggest?

alt: ever been outside?
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:55, archived)

HELIUM

( Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

more like ^HELIUM

AHAHAHA
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Heli um big heap light gas

( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I've never been outside.
I've spent most of my life attached to the internet, ramming cake and pies into my gaping maw.
( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:56, archived)

*doesn't strike through*

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

you big fat liar
as if you actively pick up the cakes and pies. they just go into that machine with the conveyor belt
and you just lie underneath with your mouth open
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

YOU SWORE YOU WOULDN'T TELL

( Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

I SWEAR A LOT OF THINGS

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:02, archived)

My family went into our nuclear bunker in 1961 during the Missile Crisis and we've been in here ever since
Are you telling me the radiation's cleared enough to leave now?
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

You'd better stay in another few years.
Until the global warming is lapping at your door.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

no, we're all just mutants

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Now I have a tough decision to make
Do I stay here in the bunker in safety and security, or do I grab a shotgun, head above ground and start blasting?

I know which option will be more fun. Just more dangerous.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

you'll get ripped to shreds within 8 seconds
we're all impervious to shotguns
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:03, archived)

Oh no! All that planning, gone to waste
I knew my parents should have gone for the flame thrower.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

actually
all the mutants in france are poofs, you'll probably be alright
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:06, archived)

They were swanning about in girls jeans and artfully 'distressed' hair before the nuclear apocalypse.
They're swanning about in girls jeans and artfully 'distressed' air after the nuclear apocalypse.
( Theoban What of it, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Steak and kidney pie
Yes. And I will go out in a bit to see a medical professional to assist with my ills.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Carbon Monoxide loves the haemoglobin.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

hahaha, you are like so brilliant, i love you, can i see your bumhole?
what are you having for lunch?
( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

I just danced round the room like John Travolta, stick THAT up your bumhole

( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:05, archived)

cor blimey guvnor
is it time for me smoke break? it surely is, toddle pip me old china
( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:12, archived)

you know what else you can stick up your bumhole?
all these fucking posts about dissertations

fuck off students, no one in the real world gives a fuck whether you've done your homework or not
( Gilgamesh gazed in wonder as Frampton came alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

i agree with you, students insist upon themselves way too much

( mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:21, archived)

Try carbon monoxide.
Or ozone.

I went outside yesterday to talk to beggars and buy a muffin. Those beggars are my peeps yo.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

pissage

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

Triple piss!

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

great minds piss alike

( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:01, archived)

Carbon Monoxide, it's very efficient at binding with haemoglobin
Aerobic respiration may be a problem unless your body can increase temperature enough to break the carbon and oxygen bonds though.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:57, archived)

sulfur hexafluoride

it's good for a laugh
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:58, archived)

I thought that was Dinitrogen monoxide

( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

clever

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

Well, it might not help with respiration, but Carbon Monoxide is always fun,
but I find Nitrous Oxide to be more of a laugh.

"Outside"? What the hell is that?

(edit: looks like CO is a bit popular)
( theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 11 May 2009, 9:59, archived)

Are we using a democratic voting system?
'Cause I think CO has won.
( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:00, archived)

The internet wants him to gas himself in a car
lolsuicide
(Goatse not a comedy account, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Doesn't have to be in a car.

( Rev. Cleo still alive, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:20, archived)

Everyone who has ever breathed oxygen has died or will die
ergo it is poisonous.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:07, archived)

shit!

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:08, archived)

Your logic is impeccable
You have much to teach us
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:09, archived)

Why isn't it Tuesday yet?

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:13, archived)

Because there is not yet sufficient cock.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:14, archived)

I don't give a fuck about 'cock tuesday' I just want to go climbing and then Pub Quiz

( GrandmaOfShoes, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:17, archived)

I would strongly suggest to avoid my methane!

( Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:13, archived)