Oh I have been trying to write a song
Oh baby I have been trying for so long
But I seem to be stuck between a hard place and rock
Because I'm suffering from a bad writer's block
I having been calling to Jesus everyday
Gimme some inspiration I would pray
And lo behold he came down in robes and no shoes
He said he had come to be my muse
I had to be honest I then thought
I said, Jesus, you were just a last resort
I'm unique for a country singer I confessed
Because in actual fact, I'm an athiest.
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Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:22,
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It was Johnny Cash's rejected lyrics for the Man In Black.(
Edd: The Unfunny Try-Hard Edgelord, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:23,
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