No
They're all round your house, having it off with your mum.

All at once.

All loch ness monsters, shagging away at her, crosseyed and sweating.

And she's loving it, your mum. She's loving it. It's like Christmas and her birthday all at once cause she's got loads of Loch ness monsters having it off with her.

The dirty fucking cow.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:42, archived)

Your mum talks like Penny Crayon having a doodle when on the job

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:44, archived)

I dont know who Penny Crayon is
but your mum is actually Lorraine Kellys vagina.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

Really hairy and full of potatoes

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)

Your mum is an inside out giraffe with the voicebox of John Inman

( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:52, archived)

When you were being gestated
they didnt use a scanner to take pictures of you, they just got a giraffe to stick it's head up your mums cunt with a camera strapped to its head.

It had flap goo on its shoulders.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:56, archived)

Your mum obviously works at the hospital then.
I'M FREEEEEEE.
( Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Mon 11 May 2009, 11:13, archived)

you're just jealous she turned you down
for being too old and smelling of goats and piss.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:46, archived)

That's what you think
I put on a Sumo suit, pretended to be Mykey and I got double helpings.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:47, archived)