they probably just ate microwave ready meals in front of the telly

( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:51, archived)

Probably chatted online
boasting about how many Triceratops they'd killed, when the reality was they'd wait for a pack of Velociraptors to kill an Iguanadon, then chase them off and eat it.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 10:53, archived)