for ($i = 1; false; $i++) 
{
  $suffix = "th";
  if (substr($i, -1) == "1") $suffix = "st";
  if (substr($i, -1) == "2") $suffix = "nd";
  if (substr($i, -1) == "3") $suffix = "rd";
 
  echo "What are you going to get me on my " . $i . $suffix . "?";
  echo "Exactly what you got me on my " . $i . $suffx . ".";
}

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:11, archived)

You've missed out an if statement
for if my age is less or more than the birthday being mentioned.
( Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 13:13, archived)

if ($jenk->cares())
{
  // ha.. never gonna happen
}

( Jenk Neptune is a pedant and now I can't fit my sig in, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:17, archived)

Too busy being a nonce, eh Jenk?

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:22, archived)