Did he ever ask you to stick a harpoon up his arse at the point of orgasm ?

( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:43, archived)

no
and I won't do it for you either, Ahab.
( spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)

Ok
You just do the sex at me and I'll handle my own harpoon.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:46, archived)

FROM HELL'S HEART I STAB AT THY PROSTATE

( WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:44, archived)