Plant a tree, fight a bull.

(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:53, archived)

Bullfights are only good
if the bull wins.

Or if the human is alone an unarmed.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:55, archived)

Or a blind human.

( Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:57, archived)

I watched a bullfight once.
It was actually quite impressive, even if the bull didn't stand a chance. Those matadors are hardy bastards.
(rnuk http://flickr.com/rnuk, Mon 11 May 2009, 13:59, archived)

fight a tree, plant a bull

( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:00, archived)

Done
And I punched a cow and ran away once, does that count?
( nick the greek, Mon 11 May 2009, 14:00, archived)