I once owned an Esquilax
It had the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit.
( Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:37, archived)

I owned a Unicorn
A witch had shapeshifted it into the semblance of a gerbil however and I was unable to convince the scientific community of it's significance.
( Goatworrier had your mum and she was shit, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:39, archived)

i owned a unicron
but he was destroyed by a bunch of robots
( manolith hooray for me, Mon 11 May 2009, 16:40, archived)