My ex flatmate got shot in the cock
I had a nipple piercing ripped out once. I sympathise.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)

*winces*

( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

indeed

( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)

was my own fault for going 3 days after seeing my peircer..
i got revenge tho. my marker can manage 30 balls a second, he had a shitty sitegun so i spent the rest of the day painting him green
( Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)