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What's down with the kids these days? And how the fuck is everyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
Im fine
How's your vagina?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
Moist and fragrant
as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:33, archived)
You're ready for a SEXFACING then

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
You are obsessed

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
I lost several hours playing Plants Vs Zombies.
They just WENT.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:34, archived)
DUDE WTF
Rippage in the space time continuum
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
oh
i've been playing that too
(I helped save b3ta! well, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
That is far too addictive.

(I helped save b3ta! Randomgazz, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
dressing up like a crisp packet, it would seem
massive shorts and jackets covered in scribbles, with your cap on sideways. I outright laughed at some poor teen on the tram, who did his damndest to look hard at me until I told him he shouldn't let his mum buy his clothes.

What the fuck is wrong with these kids/
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:35, archived)
It's a rite of passage
kids need a style to look back on with shame
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
Surely that's just typical faggoty euro-culture?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
we don't do that shit over here
at the age of 12 your head is shaved, you get your state-issue black vest and acid-wash jeans, and at the age of 18 you can have a gold chain and black leather jacket. Job done.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
euro 2012 is going to be lovely and racist

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
Year edit!

(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
Damn straight
my neighbours have been preparing their bottle-throwing all week.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
why are they so nazi? do they really feel the russians were the bad guys?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
Doesn't sound any worse than the preening dickheads who infest our cities.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:39, archived)
Are you calling me a downs?

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
Possibly

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:37, archived)
humping in public
I'm SLEEPY *yawns*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:36, archived)
I have the sleepy too
had about 3 hours sleep last night
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
oh yer
that's about the gist of it
I kept waking up, tossing and turning
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
you sexy beast
kept me awake with thoughts of you
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
I invade the mind of many a sleeping b3tan

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
How was paintballing?? (:
I had a casting for Toni & Guy this afternoon (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
FUCKING EPIC
Casting? That sounds most exciting....
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
Also I've just loaded all pix onto flickr

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
I'm still gutted I missed it.
But I was epic hungover after the wedding. Glad you had funs! (:
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
DG shot me in the tit
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
My mate's older brother shot me in the tit last time I went
I didn't even notice S:

I'm going again in about a month with all my boys from school! WHEE!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
HURRAH!

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
i once had a paintball bounce off a fresh peircing
it hurt more than a little bit..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
My ex flatmate got shot in the cock
I had a nipple piercing ripped out once. I sympathise.
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
*winces*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
indeed

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
was my own fault for going 3 days after seeing my peircer..
i got revenge tho. my marker can manage 30 balls a second, he had a shitty sitegun so i spent the rest of the day painting him green
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
Writing, writing, writing
/OU assignment time blog
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:38, archived)
Meh
Going well?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
so far, feels like lots to do though
Thank you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Fluzzy namby-pamby pudding and pie, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:03, archived)
I'm still shit apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
Status quo is maintained then
How was all that exam fuckery?
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
Oh yeah.
Did you print it? Is it gone? Are you a free man?
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
Was my final year project.
No exam fuckery at the moment.

All went well though, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
I'm so proud of you MOT

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
Did you think that might change?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
Having my shots for East Midlands disease.
/visiting Doncaster tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:40, archived)
pissed off
i just left my tools on the train, doubt they will be handed in, utter fucking arse :((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:41, archived)
My other half left his laptop on a train and it got handed in
you never know
(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:42, archived)
i hope they are, some i've had since i did my time, if not i'm a bit fucked, can't do my job without tools

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
That sucks.
Expensive tools?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
few hundreds worth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
Do people normally steal tools?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:44, archived)
Is this a serious question?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
Well, it seems like a weird thing to not hand in

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
my tools are a bit top of the line, not b and q jobs

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
Maybe my lack of DIY skills and the fact that I don't own many tools just make it seem weird to me
But if I saw some on a train pinching them would not be the first thing to go through my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
They're carriable and worth hundreds, if not thousands, of pounds.
Wander down a car boot and see the lovely Makita and Milwaukee stuff with the serial numbers filed off. They bought them for a DIY project and are finished with them now. Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune A dole queue dosser and foul mouthed chav., Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
Fair enough
It just never crossed my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:50, archived)
look who you're asking.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
LOL stupid

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
you do seem to be a bit of an idiot sometimes, dear.

(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:58, archived)
Yes, and I'll admit that
But certain people go on and on. It gets boring.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:04, archived)
The only thing that's boring is you being so grumpy and bitter about it.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:11, archived)
in london we steal anything, even a mans way to earn his living

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
So often that you regularly see stickers on the back of vans deterring potential thieves by claiming they are none in the vehicle

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:46, archived)
no, even theives and drug addicts have respect for the symbols of a man carving out his life through honest graft

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:53, archived)
WHERE'S YOUR TOOL? WHAT TOOL? THIS TOOL !

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
i'm proper fucked, on tool
not tooled up, they will have my badge for this :(((
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:52, archived)
Gutted
Looks like you'll be heading down the market.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
looks like i'll be proper fucked
meh, i grew to love my sidecutters
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:51, archived)
i once left an 8' x 8' rug on the train
you'd think that'd get handed in to lost property, but nooooo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:37, archived)
Hello
I have been out book clubbing. *feels intellectual*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:43, archived)
That meant something completely different in high school.
Basically being cornered in the library and being clubbed, with books.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:45, archived)
Haha
This was not like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
OK

(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:48, archived)
Fucking miserable
really really fucking miserable. And it's one of those miseries that you can't see the end of.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:47, archived)
*sadfaces*

(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
*hugs*
why? :(
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:49, archived)
Work
My boss has pressed ahead with the implementation and go live over the weekend of a system that has been a year in the making and based on the evidence of the last 100 hours or so just has not been fully or properly tested. Last Thursday the project manager went on sick leave due to the stress of it. Which basically means it's given to me, and while my boss is around and has been onsite with me all day today it will be me who is going to get asked all those awkward questions, and the snide remarks, tomorrow when it slowly all comes apart at the seams and I have to make the decision (for a second time) to turn it all off.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:55, archived)
Sorry, tl:dr
"work project gone shit"
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 20:57, archived)
I feel your pain, we have a similar problem quite often at work
even though you'll get all the awkward questions, just remember it's not your fault. Your manager should quickly see that it's not ready and needs proper testing, every time a client complains.
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin - the odds are good but the goods are odd, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:00, archived)
He won't
the project has been a nightmare since day 1, he just had his eyes on money rather than a decent system and it had to go in this week otherwise they would have shelved it. As I told him on Friday, let them and we can fuck off and concentrate on companies who aren't cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:05, archived)