Even been to Aakash in Cleckheaton?
It's supposed to be the world's biggest Indian restaurant, and it has a BD postcode too.

I went past it every day on the way to/from work - it certainly looked impressive from the outside, but that's mainly because it's in an older building that wasn't originally designed to be a restaurant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Is it still there?
Not been.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Unless it's suddenly gone out of business over the weekend, yes.
www.aakashrestaurant.co.uk/
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Might be worth a punt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

I'll be in Cleckheaton on Saturday to watch the E*r*v*s**n S*ng C*ntest at my brother in laws
well, Gomersal to be precise

I think a c*rry may be the order of the day, although the Mumtaz Masala Fish is fucking awesome
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

*slobbers*
And by the way, when did you catch gay?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

It's basically me and Timo getting horrifically drunk and sneering at
a) the shite singists on offer
b) Wogan
c) our ladyfolk for taking it a little bit too seriously

Although Wogan has packed it in and left it to GrahamFuckingNorton so I think it might be Ken Bruce on the wireless instead
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Still pretty gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

If you see a very tall fellow called Danny who looks like one of Vic & Bob's Bra Men, say hello to him from me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Eurovision on Saturday?!
Oh my.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:13, archived)