Can you
strangle a fish underwater?
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:50, archived)

If you recommend me a restaurant near the British Museum I will answer your question

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

McDonalds
aicmfp
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

Shut up

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

Hason Raja indian restaurant.
here
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

I won't eat a curry that doesn't have a BD postcode

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Your meals have postcodes?

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

It's traditional

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Tas then.
www.tasrestaurant.com/

here/
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

You're just twatting about using google maps, aren't you?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

Yes.
But it looks lovely.

www.tasrestaurant.com/tas_bloomsbury/index.htm
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

It really does, all the flowers outside etc.
Pantie dropping stuff. Even I would put out if you took me there.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

You would put out if he took you to KFC though

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

I'd be thankful for the attention.

( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Teehee

( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

It looks like a sandwich shop

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

Nonsense.
And greek food. Yum.
( Maffers I flow kinda strange like Spina Bifida footprints, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

I don't have postcodes.
What are you on about, you foody idiot?
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Why don't you have postcodes, you address fail?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Immy's on Manchester Rd near the Craven Heifer (more than likely BD5) was one of my favourites
Mrs Sp@m will also verify this claim
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Even been to Aakash in Cleckheaton?
It's supposed to be the world's biggest Indian restaurant, and it has a BD postcode too.

I went past it every day on the way to/from work - it certainly looked impressive from the outside, but that's mainly because it's in an older building that wasn't originally designed to be a restaurant.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:07, archived)

Is it still there?
Not been.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:09, archived)

Unless it's suddenly gone out of business over the weekend, yes.
www.aakashrestaurant.co.uk/
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

Might be worth a punt

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

I'll be in Cleckheaton on Saturday to watch the E*r*v*s**n S*ng C*ntest at my brother in laws
well, Gomersal to be precise

I think a c*rry may be the order of the day, although the Mumtaz Masala Fish is fucking awesome
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:10, archived)

*slobbers*
And by the way, when did you catch gay?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:11, archived)

It's basically me and Timo getting horrifically drunk and sneering at
a) the shite singists on offer
b) Wogan
c) our ladyfolk for taking it a little bit too seriously

Although Wogan has packed it in and left it to GrahamFuckingNorton so I think it might be Ken Bruce on the wireless instead
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:15, archived)

Still pretty gay

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:17, archived)

If you see a very tall fellow called Danny who looks like one of Vic & Bob's Bra Men, say hello to him from me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:12, archived)

Eurovision on Saturday?!
Oh my.
( Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:13, archived)

Abeno on Museum Street is nice.

( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:59, archived)

Interesting

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

Okonomiyaki is a little odd
but very tasty. They'll cook the food at your table.
( thealternativefact, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:03, archived)

I know nothing about japanese grub other than their aversion to actually cooking it.

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:06, archived)

Most of it is cooked.
Although sashimi is lovely.
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:08, archived)

I'd like to know this for next time too.
I ended up in the Pizza Express on Coptic Street :(
Cracking pizza mind, I just wanted something better without wandering up Tottenham Court Road for hours!
( mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:00, archived)

I want posh, but not daft money.
Bird's birthday and that.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

3-1 at St James' Park.
Some of the more delicate may wish to find theselves an alternative forum to discuss their meals for the rest of this evening.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:52, archived)

This does not interest me
Neither is this a football forum
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

what sort of forum is it?

( well, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

One of those sorts of forums *points*

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

Usually interesting

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:58, archived)

i don't know
i quite enjoy the endless bickering
( well, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Shut up then

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

perhaps i should make some snide comments about another forum user
and hope it ends up on the popular page? that's always good for a laugh
( well, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:04, archived)

Bingo!

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:05, archived)

Pfffft
Oh, hang on a sec...

:(
( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:02, archived)

Feckin' barcodes :(

( Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:57, archived)

Get the FUCK in.

( nick the greek, Mon 11 May 2009, 22:01, archived)

i can try

( Lightguy hail satan, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

they don't have necks

( Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:53, archived)

That's why
I ask
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:54, archived)

You could probably block their gills somehow.
Have you been hired out to kill a pike?
( my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:56, archived)

effectively you just hold your fingers over their gills
so yes
( Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 11 May 2009, 21:56, archived)